Wednesday, 10 March 2021

More Casino Quotes

The only sure thing about luck is
that it will change.

Bret Harte
(1836-1902; American author and poet)
When I was young,
people called me a gambler.
As the scale of my operations increased
I became known as a speculator.
Now I am called a banker.
But I have been doing
the same thing all the time.

Sir Ernest Cassel
(1852-1921; German-born British merchant banker and capitalist)
In gambling the many must lose
in order
that the few may win.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950; Irish playwright
and co-founder of the London School of Economics)
Luck, bad if not good,
will always be with us.
But it has a way of favoring the intelligent
and showing its back to the stupid.

John Dewey
(1859-1952; American psychologist and educational reformer)
Remember this:
The house doesn’t beat the player.
It just gives him the opportunity
to beat himself.

Nicholas Dandolos, a.k.a. “Nick the Greek”
(1883-1966; Greek-born professional gambler and high roller)

Monday, 14 December 2020

Casino in Brief: The High Fashion Freezout!

We all like to enjoy a night out at the casino I'm sure (else why are you here!?), but some like to put more effort in than others. With a flair for fashion, Arkansas man Jordan Kirk decided that a night of gambling was in order. Donning his surgical mask and 9-inch by 10-inch cross-body bag, he confidently walked into the premises, only to be in for a surprise when he was refused entry due to his bag!

The security guard at the Oaklawn Racing Casino Resort in Hot Springs insisted that he leave his man in his car, despite the fact that several women were strolling past with near identical accessories. Upon standing his ground the security guard then informed the individual that   “men do not carry purses, they carry bags”.

Kirk gained support from other entering the venue but not the floor supervisor who also refused him entry due to the bag. Eventually a general manager determined Kirk would be allowed in if he agreed to have his purse searched, result in his eventually entry.

“They were worried that a man carrying a ‘bag’ may have explosives,” Kirk said, adding, “Who is going to blow up their Louis Vuitton on purpose?”